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Shubh Dipawali SMS




1. Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"


2. Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali


3. aaya diwali khushiyo ka tyohaar,
ho jao ab sab thiyaar, wish you happy diwali.


4. Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye


5. Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali By Mukerji

6. Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy DiwaliBy Shalu

7. Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!By Paro

8. May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy DiwaliBy Mukerji


9. Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy DiwaliBy khushbu

10. Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from InsideBy Mukerji

11. I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...

SmS- MarrY X-mas

  • Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
  • Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.
  • May all the sweet magic, Of Christmas conspire, To gladden your hearts, And fill every desire.
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    Roses 4 u...
    MERRY CHRISTMAS to
    U...

SmS- LovE SmS SeaSon



  • 1 LOVELY quote: We always LOVE our LOVE coz our LOVE always LOVES what we LOVE to LOVE & ur LOVE LOVES the way you LOVE ur LOVE. So keep LOVING.
  • Log kahte hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai woh chand ka ek tukda hai hum kehte hai ki jis se hum ne dosti ki hai chand uus ka ek tukda hai.
  • Log samajhte hain humne unko bhula rakha hai, wo kya jane ki dil me chupa rakha hai, dekhe nakoi usay meri aankho me isliye palkon ko jhuka rakha hai.

SMS And JOKES

SMS

Jeeto: Can I make a phone call?
Pathologist: Why?
Jeeto: I must tell Santa that he's carrying the urine bottle in his tiffin!


Santa: What does a buffalo produce during an earthquake?
Banta: Milkshake

MOBILE SMS

A pig and pigi go to a restaurant.
Pig orders: 1 malai gobar, 1 shahi gobar, 1 kadai gobar, 1 gobar mixed veg.
Pigi says: Please don`t put onions. They smell.

Bad day for Banta:
He puts on his shoe, buckle comes off.
He opens the door, knob comes off. He picks up his suitcase, handle comes off. Now he's afraid to pee.

Santa: What do you call a guy who drinks only beer?
Banta: JUSBEER SINGH.

Preeto to Jeeto: You are always speaking ill of your husband, but look at me, my husband, Banta is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?

Santa: I will make you the happiest woman on earth.
Jeeto: I`ll really miss you.

No matter how great our words may be but we will always be judged by our actions only.

Santa: points towards sky and asks drunk Banta: Is that the sun or the moon?
Banta: I can't say what it is, because I am new in town.

Banta: sorrow is our constant companion. happiness comes and goes.
Santa: Yes. Like my wife is always with me. Her sister comes and goes!