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A pig and pigi go to a restaurant.
Pig orders: 1 malai gobar, 1 shahi gobar, 1 kadai gobar, 1 gobar mixed veg.
Pigi says: Please don`t put onions. They smell.

Bad day for Banta:
He puts on his shoe, buckle comes off.
He opens the door, knob comes off. He picks up his suitcase, handle comes off. Now he's afraid to pee.

Santa: What do you call a guy who drinks only beer?
Banta: JUSBEER SINGH.

Preeto to Jeeto: You are always speaking ill of your husband, but look at me, my husband, Banta is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?

Santa: I will make you the happiest woman on earth.
Jeeto: I`ll really miss you.

No matter how great our words may be but we will always be judged by our actions only.

Santa: points towards sky and asks drunk Banta: Is that the sun or the moon?
Banta: I can't say what it is, because I am new in town.

Banta: sorrow is our constant companion. happiness comes and goes.
Santa: Yes. Like my wife is always with me. Her sister comes and goes!